Freedom Eagle
Wrestler

Freedom Eagle is a fictional 1980’s wrestler. Freedom Eagle is as if Hulk Hogan and Macho Man had a incredibly dumb child together. His muscles are chiseled, his hair perfectly shiny, and his sunglasses are never to be removed. Freedom Eagle tells the story of a clueless professional wrestler who, after a storied 10 year career in the business, finally realizes that Wrestling is fake. His dreams shattered, and his life in ruins, he takes to the road to find his true calling. But the international KAW wrestling league won’t let their star leave that easily, and sends a team of 5 wrestlers to drag him back. What ensues is a cross-country wrestle-fest in the midst of a nation-wide high-speed road chase! Is that enough hyphens for you? Oh, and steel folding-chairs. SO…MANY… steel-folding chairs.