Dr. Sasquatch

While some call this a self-portrait, I don’t agree. I rarely wear ties. Dr. Sasquatch is world-renowned scientist and a former Golden-Age super-hero. During a routine experiment in his lab, a  strange accident gave him super-abilities, and near immortality (he ages verrry slowly ). Fast-forward sixty years, and we find Dr. Sasquatch emerging from an unexplained thirty-year long absence as he attempts to fit into a modern world. Can a relic from the good ol’ days wrap his beautiful mind around manscaping, self-checkout lanes, and modern villains?